Wired Different…

I got this from a friend via email. I know its probably old but I like it. The observations totally support the saying; Women are wired different to men!

πŸ™‚ NICKNAMES…

  • If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
  • If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

πŸ™‚ EATING OUT…

  • When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in Β£20, even though it’s only for Β£32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
  • When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

πŸ™‚ MONEY…

  • A man will pay Β£2 for a Β£1 item he needs.
  • A woman will pay Β£1 for a Β£2 item that she doesn’t need but it’s in the sale!

πŸ™‚ BATHROOMS…

  • A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
  • The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337.
  • A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

πŸ™‚ ARGUMENTS…

  • A woman has the last word in any argument.
  • Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

πŸ™‚ FUTURE…

  • A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
  • A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

πŸ™‚ SUCCESS…

  • A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
  • A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

πŸ™‚ MARRIAGE…

  • A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
  • A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.

πŸ™‚ DRESSING UP…

  • A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
  • A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

πŸ™‚ NATURAL…

  • Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
  • Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

πŸ™‚ OFFSPRING…

  • Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
  • A man is vaguely aware of some little short people living in the same house.

πŸ™‚ THOUGHT FOR THE DAY…

A married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing… πŸ™‚

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