My prayer…

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If I was a religious man I think the first prayer I would offer up would go something like this… 

Dear Greater being than I

Please grace me with the same level of hindsight and self-righteousness that you afford to most managers, politicians and journalists. This would ensure I posses all the necessary skills to prevent my horse from escaping, before I close my door after it has actually bolted. 

Thanks for listening!